Puns
17:45

noadverbs:

The Crepe Gatsby

- Fresh, light pastry dough with insubstantial filling, topped with the sauce of a vital and precious illusion. Vegan optional. Perfect for fine mornings.

The Red Bag of Curry

- A violent curry dish served with the spice of a futile bravery. May cause nerve damage.

War…

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